South Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks
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Take Towelie and his comebacks everywhere you go in these South Park Towelie You're a Towel Socks. Featuring a pattern of Towelies and "You're a Towel" phrases across a comfortable purple material, these socks are perfect to throw on during your next South Park marathon.
- Size: One size fits most. Men 7-14, Women 7.5 and up
- Composition: 77% Cotton, 21% Nylon, 2% Lycra
- Care: Machine washable and tumble dry
- The perfect South Park gift for holidays, birthdays, and other special occasions!
This "Fast Ship" item ships faster than most! It typically ships 1 business day after you place your order.
- Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
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- Availability: Ships within Canada
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Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.
For Towelie’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Towelie