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Top 10 South Park Gifts - Gift Guide

Get the perfect gifts for South Park fans this Holiday Season with the Top 10 South Park Gifts Gift Guide! Whether you're shopping for a seasoned fan or someone new to the South Park universe, our collection has something for everyone. Shop fan-favorite apparel, accessories, and more!

South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday SweaterSouth Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater

1. South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater

No matter where you roam this holiday season, don't forget to bring a towel! Featuring Towelie within a festive design on the front and Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny on the back, this cozy South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweater is perfect to wear as you sing carols, decorate your home or bake some special holiday brownies. This sweater also makes a great gift for the biggest South Park fans.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • High-quality knitted sweater. The hilarious design is fully knitted right into the sweater.
  • Made of: 100% acrylic. The sweater has a soft feel and is not itchy.
  • Care: Machine wash cold, with like colors. Hang to dry.
  • Additional information: Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
  • Give back: One tree is planted for every sweater made!

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South Park Boys Ugly Holiday SweaterSouth Park Boys Ugly Holiday Sweater

2. South Park Boys Ugly Holiday Sweater

This South Park Boys Ugly Holiday Sweater will get you into the holiday spirit faster than Cartman can eat a sheet of Christmas cookies. Yeah, that fast. Featuring Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick on the front and the South Park logo on the back, this South Park Boys Ugly Holiday Sweater lets you stroll into your office's ugly sweater party, Secret Santa gift exchange, or holiday dinner in ultimate style and comfort. This South Park Boys Ugly Holiday Sweater also makes a great gift for South Park fans this holiday season.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • High-quality knitted sweater. The hilarious design is fully knitted right into the sweater.
  • Made of: 100% acrylic. The sweater has a soft feel and is not itchy.
  • Care: Machine wash cold, with like colors. Hang to dry.
  • Additional information: Ribbed collar, cuffs and hem.
  • Give back: One tree is planted for every sweater made!

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South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Adult Short Sleeve T-ShirtSouth Park Cartman Screw You Guys Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

3. South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Screw you guys, I’m going home! Show off one of Cartman's most iconic iconic phrases with this eye-catching South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Available in a variety of colors, this comfy tee is perfect to wear during your next South Park marathon.


  • This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
  • Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
  • Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
  • Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.

South Park Towelie Beach TowelSouth Park Towelie Beach Towel

4. South Park Towelie Beach Towel

Going to the pool or the beach? Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you are drying off after catching some waves, soaking up the summer sunshine, or using it as your new favorite bath towel, this South Park Towelie Beach Towel lets you take Towelie with you everywhere you go.

Product Details:
  • Whether at the beach or pool you will use this beach towel as your favorite accessory all summer! Measures: 30"x60".
  • Made Of: 100% Velour Terry Cotton.
  • Care: Please wash before using towel. Pile and softness will return.

South Park Exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! FigureSouth Park Exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure

5. South Park Exclusive Towelie Funko Pop! Figure Featuring Steven McTowelie

The South Park Shop's Exclusive Limited Edition Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure shows Towelie's alter ego / author Steven McTowelie from Season 10, Episode 5 of South Park, "A Million Little Fibers," which first aired on April 19, 2006. The figure stands approximately 4" tall from the top of his hat to the bottom of his feet, and comes in the classic Funko display box, complete with a South Park Shop exclusive sticker of authenticity. This exclusive Funko Pop! Figure is available in strictly-limited quantities only at the South Park Shop, so don't miss out!

  • Approximately 4" tall vinyl figure
  • Includes a South Park Shop exclusive sticker on box
  • Ages 3+ - WARNING - CHOKING HAZARD - Not intended for children under 36 months

Looking for more? Don't miss the Steven McTowelie Bundle, featuring the exclusive Steven McTowelie Funko Pop! Figure, plus our exclusive 3D puff print Towelie T-Shirt and a heavyweight metal Towelie Bottle Opener. Shop the bundle here!

Please note:

  • Customers may purchase up to 3 units per order of this item.
  • All sales are final on this exclusive figure. No returns and no cancellations.
  • Please see our special Funko exclusive FAQ for more details on this exclusive product.

This product ships to Canada. 

  • To place an order for the UK, click here.
  • To place an order for the US, click here.
  • To place an order for the EU, click here.

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South Park Dead Kenny Premium BackpackSouth Park Dead Kenny Premium Backpack

6. South Park Dead Kenny Premium Backpack

He may look a little rough at times, but Kenny is definitely a South Park favorite. Now, you can take him everywhere you go by bringing this backpack to the gym, work, or class. With plenty of spacious compartments for your laptop, books, clothes, and other essentials, this backpack will quickly become a favorite accessory.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • This water-resistant backpack is perfect for all your daily needs including: a big inner pocket, a separate section for a 15'' laptop, a front pocket, and a hidden pocket at the back.
  • Dimensions: H 16" (42cm), W 12" (31cm), D 3" (10cm).
  • Made Of: 100% polyester.
  • Care: Machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

South Park Cartman Camo Unisex Hooded SweatshirtSouth Park Cartman Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

7. South Park Cartman Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Immerse yourself in the South Park Cartman Camo Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt. The best looking hoodie in town, this premium all over print sweatshirt features a camofaluge design with the ever popular character from South Park, Cartman!

  • This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit and it's perfect for wrapping yourself into on a chilly evening.
  • Fit: Relaxed Slim; item generally runs small. We recommend ordering 1-2 sizes up for a baggier fit.
  • Made Of: 70% polyester - 27% cotton - 3% elastane.
  • Care: Machine wash cold - inside-out - on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

South Park Characters Adult Fleece JoggersSouth Park Characters Adult Fleece Joggers

8. South Park Characters Adult Fleece Joggers

Whether you are on hour 34 of playing World of Warcraft with friends or picking up some food at City Wok, these South Park Characters Unisex Joggers let you take your favorite South Park characters with you. Featuring the series name on one leg and Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan and Butters on the other, these South Park joggers are a must-have addition to your wardrobe.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • Get ready for that 10K run or take it slow in your backyard‚these joggers are sure to make you feel comfortable either way.
  • Fit: Relaxed fit with a tapered leg; lower rise on the front and longer rise on the backside.
  • Made Of: 60% cotton and 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece.
  • Care: Machine wash cold - inside-out - on gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

South Park Kyle Cosplay Hooded Plush RobeSouth Park Kyle Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe

9. South Park Kyle Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe

Show off your love for Kyle while you relax in this South Park Kyle Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe! This soft and luxurious robe is perfect to lounge in as you watch your favorite South Park episodes. Featuring a hood, tie, and two pockets, this cozy robe makes the perfect gift for birthdays, graduations, and holidays!

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • This officially licensed plush character robe is perfect for lounging and will be an instant favorite for South Park fans everywhere!
  • Care: Machine wash cold delicate cycle. Only non chlorine bleach when needed. Line dry. Warm iron if necessary. Do not dry clean.
  • Material: 100% Polyester

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South Park Phone Destroyer Vintage Tin Lunch BoxSouth Park Phone Destroyer Vintage Tin Lunch Box

10. South Park Phone Destroyer Vintage Tin Lunch Box

Whether playing South Park: Phone Destroyer or watching your favorite episodes of South Park, you will love using this South Park Phone Destroyer Vintage Tin Lunch Box! This collectible lunch tin is a must-have for fans and perfect for packing all of your meals. Bring it to work or school--anywhere you go. Featuring all of your favorite Phone Destroyer characters front and center, this retro metal lunch box makes the perfect gift for birthdays, graduations, and holidays!

PRODUCT DETAILS:

  • This officially licensed retro lunch box with a raised embossed design is perfect for school, work, picnics or anywhere on the go!
  • Dimensions: 9.5” width x 7” height x 3.75” depth
  • Material: Tin
  • Care: Use dry cloth to wipe clean. Avoid washing directly with water to avoid rust.

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