South Park Cartman 13 Inches Long Hooded Sweatshirt
You theoretically could walk around naked and show off your 13-inch pride and joy, but the world may not be ready for that. Instead, you can show off your manhood while staying comfortable in this hilarious South Park Cartman 13 Inches Long Hooded Sweatshirt.
- Get cozy in this super-soft traditional hoodie!
- Fit: Comfy and casual fit
- Made of: 50% polyester / 50% cotton
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
- Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
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- Availability: Ships internationally to most countries around the world.
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Eric Theodore Cartman is just a normal fourth grader who appreciates the simple things in life - watching television, eating junk food, playing video games and the suffering of those he despises. Once described by a neighbor as “fat, racist, [and] foul-mouthed,” Cartman is also sadistic, sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic, and greedy, and tends to place his own desires, needs and reputation above all else in life. His decisions are almost always driven by his own material or personal desires, and feelings like sympathy and guilt are largely foreign to him.
For Cartman’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman