South Park Cartman Kiss My Ass Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt
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Finally, a shirt everyone can get behind. From the slighty annoying to the people you can’t stand, cordially invite everyone to kiss your ass with this South Park Cartman Kiss My Ass Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt. Choose from a variety of colors to give your wardrobe a kick-ass upgrade.
- This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
- Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
- Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
- Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.
Eric Theodore Cartman is just a normal fourth grader who appreciates the simple things in life - watching television, eating junk food, playing video games and the suffering of those he despises. Once described by a neighbor as “fat, racist, [and] foul-mouthed,” Cartman is also sadistic, sociopathic, selfish, narcissistic, and greedy, and tends to place his own desires, needs and reputation above all else in life. His decisions are almost always driven by his own material or personal desires, and feelings like sympathy and guilt are largely foreign to him.
For Cartman’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Eric_Cartman