South Park Stan Red Rocket Adult Short Sleeve T-Shirt
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We’re milking the dog! Taught by the fifth graders, Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan learn the wonders of the red rocket. Take this iconic scene and the boys’ hilarious naiveté with you everywhere you go by adding this South Park Stan Red Rocket Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt to your NSFW wardrobe.
- This is the perfect tee to lounge around in!
- Fit: This crew neck shirt is comfortable and lightweight.
- Made of: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton and 90/10 Cotton/Polyester in color
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
- Additional Information: Its design is drapey and easy to wear on the go or while lounging at home.
Stanley Marsh has always been your comparatively average all-American fourth grader... who happens to live in one of the most fucked-up places on Earth. Whenever crazy things are happening in South Park, he and Kyle are there to provide the voice of reason and help resolve the problems, often with a comforting speech or at least some memorable highlights from Star Trek.
For Stan’s full bio, visit: https://wiki.southpark.cc.com/wiki/Stan_Marsh