South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt

Colour: Purple

Ships within Canada.

No matter where you roam this holiday season, don't forget to bring a towel! This sweatshirt features Towelie within a festive design on the front and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny on the back. This comfortable South Park Towelie Ugly Holiday Sweatshirt is perfect to wear as you sing carols, decorate your home, or bake some special holiday brownies. This sweatshirt also makes a great gift for the biggest South Park (and Towelie) fans.

  • This crew neck sweatshirt looks just like a knitted sweater, but is really the comfy crew neck sweatshirt that you love without any itch! It has a soft cotton-feel fabric on the outside and brushed fleece fabric on the inside for an extra comfy feel.
  • Fit: Relaxed Slim; item generally runs small.
  • Made Of: 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane.
  • Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.

Ordering Information

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  • Return Policy: We will gladly accept returns for any reason within 30 days of receipt of delivery.
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  • Availability: Ships within Canada.
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Towelie was originally manufactured by Tynacorp, a sentient Smart Towel RG-400 designed to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them too dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off, and soon found himself in the town of South Park, where he eventually began trailing the boys, offering them towel advice. His relationship with the boys allowed Towelie to develop compassion before escaping at last.

For Towelie’s full bio, visit:

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